“Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he’s sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he’s so smart and cultured.”
Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I’d rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?
This is your own fault for reading in the mosh pit at a Metallica concert. Everyone knows that hardcore Metallica fans are illiterate.
And if you’re upset from reading this comment because I’m trashing Metallica, you’re a fake fan because here you are reading like some kind of nerd