“Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he’s sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he’s so smart and cultured.”
Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I’d rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?


Asking grokkk what “My Immortal” is because I saw someone reading it in public.
But yeah lol. “I’m just reading.” “Reading what?” “Uhhhhhhhh…”
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK ME THAT!
Why did my brain immediately go to the Evanescence song?
i just say its the bible and try to hide the cover
More like “My Immortal Love For Jesus Christ Our Lord”! What’s a “Draco”?