Why are all of his fingers the same length?
Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn’t pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I’m not talking about his fucking foreskin either
It’s pretty common. Finger length differences are decided by a mix of genetics, gene expression, and testosterone levels during fetal and early development.
It’s actually considered a feminine trait to have even length fingers, but it’s totally normal to see in men as well.
His hands are quite thick, like a carpenter, so perhaps the length to width ratio makes it look funny. His hand is also not perfectly flat and orthogonal to the view.
Jokes aren’t funny when you have to explain them.
Uninformed people aren’t joking. Maybe use a tag.
Why do I feel like I have to read it in his voice?
Because, I totally did…
Oh!
One more week till Halloween. The next day the Christmas season starts, and I’ll gave the three TSO Christmas albums on loop.
dr zhivago made chicago trans siberian again
