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Ya, I’m coming up on my 40s in a smallish city. This not only seems plausible, I’ve seen it (a less dramatic version anyway) play out a few times.

They’re 48 in crackhead years.

I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

Vote it into office. I mean a even a giant eldritch horror from beyond has probably diddled less children than our current leadership. Probably more eloquent too.

Speculation you say? I’ll take three!

Tacoma FD- Really liking it. It’s basically a slow paced vehicle for puns. I get why other people don’t care for it, but it’s the perfect pace and level of levity for where I’m at now. 4 seasons to watch. Definitely recommend if you’re looking for something light hearted and low stakes.

No, what are beans?

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Poor kitty

Jesus wept. It’s like somebody read about a poorly written supervillain in some comic book and said "ya, let’s go with that "

I recently got a Pixel 9, really hoping it will last the full 7 years

Albacore of the shrubbery if you’re on a budget.

Nah. I’ve come to believe it’s shaped like Dick Cheney’s black, twisted heart.

It’s almost like capitalism is bullshit

They’re huge and dumb. They can trample, and did i mention how huge they are? The first time I saw one up close it was a surprise to the both of us. About shat myself.

They’re mostly interchangeable

Have a sip of water that’s been solar heating in a rubber garden hose for a pavlovian blast from the past!

And garbage pail kids