Reminder that it’s literally part of Jessie’s backstory that before Team Rocket she went to a nursing school attended only by Chanseys (Including a Chansey roommate)

but… why
One does not simply expect Pokemon lore to make sense. In the first game you fight a gym leader named Lt. Surge, who is a war veteran. What war did he fight in? How did this war affect the world? Who won the war? None of these things are ever explained.
he went to war against his wife in divorce court
he fought the war on drugs on the side of drugs and won, that’s why rare candy is legal and there’s no prison industrial complex in pokemon
this is why you always need to make sure there’s a flared base smh
can voltorb learn flare??
Depends, are they putting it in or taking it out?
People pay good money for this kind of pokeporn and yet here’s the anime giving it out for free.
Kinky
It’s literally vanilla
Everybody likes to make fun of vanilla, but the dude makes good ice cream
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
- Carol Burnett
It’s totally comfortable and in fact they love it.
Look, whomst among us
Is she shoving the Voltorb inside the Weepingbell or pulling it out.
She voltorb on my weeping until I bell
they be weepin on my bell until i volt an orb

Defeetbell.

where’s the volcel police

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

Needs a flared based














