Do NOT tell the government about the secret Antifa base that is VERY well hidden in Death Valley. It’s the only place we can coordinate all the Antifa bases built underneath every EPA Superfund site. Anyway if you can chip in a few dollars, it will be much appreciated by the gigantic army we are forming in Death Valley.
(totally not a fed)
I see, where can I find this ANTIFA base, and tell me exactly where the factories, the illegal aliens and the gangs are?
I would never risk OPSEC by disclosing a location like that. All I’ll say is you gotta look for the right rock, then climb the closest high voltage electrical line tower and push the button.