Do NOT tell the government about the secret Antifa base that is VERY well hidden in Death Valley. It’s the only place we can coordinate all the Antifa bases built underneath every EPA Superfund site. Anyway if you can chip in a few dollars, it will be much appreciated by the gigantic army we are forming in Death Valley.
It’s a genius system. There are so many poos in the sewer and only one of them fits “the door in the floor”. No way could the government ever find the right poo.