Do NOT tell the government about the secret Antifa base that is VERY well hidden in Death Valley. It’s the only place we can coordinate all the Antifa bases built underneath every EPA Superfund site. Anyway if you can chip in a few dollars, it will be much appreciated by the gigantic army we are forming in Death Valley.
I’m so relieved. For a moment I thought you were about to disclose the ultra top secret Antifa base in Antarctica where we’re launching Project Apocalypse, but that’s just one of the ones we built beneath the most polluted section of every military base. Thankfully they won’t think to dig there.