Do NOT tell the government about the secret Antifa base that is VERY well hidden in Death Valley. It’s the only place we can coordinate all the Antifa bases built underneath every EPA Superfund site. Anyway if you can chip in a few dollars, it will be much appreciated by the gigantic army we are forming in Death Valley.
Also, do not reveal that we’ve been breeding actual animal-human hybrids and disguising them with furry outfits
The Death Valley base will achieve Karl Marx’s dream of all humans becoming animals. Thankfully nobody can stop us because it’s so well hidden. It would take a MASSIVE search effort, and the only entrance is somewhere in the Mojave Desert.
Mmm, cuddly. So when do I get my teddy bear ears and Tigger tail?
I hear this is the plot of the acclaimed novel Animal Farm