• Tychoxii [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    25 days ago

    OK, let’s see… “Dr. Alex Plain,” sounds like a tremendous loser, I wouldn’t want him anywhere near me. “Dr. Charles Khan” Khan! Dr. Khan! Has like a ring to it but I don’t know, sounds like it could be from Azermenia or Iraq or something. Ok moving on, Sally this, John that… wow everyone has horrible names, terrible names. These are the doctors that Barack Hussein! Obama has given us. Just terrible people all around. I will have another chat with Jared, this is complet–

    Wait what’s this? Barbarella? Dr. Sean P. Barbarella! Now that’s a big, beatiful name. Tremendously strong middle initial and we do love Barbarella. What a beautiful woman. Hollywood wasn’t woke back then. Maybe we should make another Barbarella and show the world that America is trully great again but that’s a great name, wait till Barron hears about it, maybe he can direct the new movie… Oh yes, I will tell Jared I’ve found my new doctor, Dr. Sean Pee Barbarella.