I unfortunately don’t have a girlfriend to do this with… but I do have access to leftist theory as audiobooks and I have a teddy bear who gives the best cuddles… and likes to be sectarian and accuse me of not being communist enough. But then, can’t really expect much different from a 🐼, it’d be weird if he wasn’t a Maoist, and it’d be weird if a Maoist wasn’t at least a little bit of a sectarian crank. He’s lucky he’s cute. I put up with it for the hugs.