slaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours agoTexas National Guard arriving in Chicagolemmy.worldimagemessage-square204fedilinkarrow-up1641arrow-down114
arrow-up1627arrow-down1imageTexas National Guard arriving in Chicagolemmy.worldslaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours agomessage-square204fedilink
minus-squareRandomlyGeneratedName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-24 hours agoSo to avoid capture, Chicagoans need only walk briskly.
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agoJust start leaving hot dogs and Italian beefs laying around.
minus-squareMML@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 hours agoThey’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoThat won’t be enough, soon they’ll be equipped with segways
So to avoid capture, Chicagoans need only walk briskly.
Just start leaving hot dogs and Italian beefs laying around.
They’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.
That won’t be enough, soon they’ll be equipped with segways
Go in the grass.
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