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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 days ago

It impossible to satirize Amerikkkans

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https://xcancel.com/Protestia/status/1975006336468635660

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    Who is Stephen? and Peter like in the New Testament?

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      we asked chatgpt how many apostles there are and what their names are

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        next week we’ll be hearing from saint bonathan

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          Saint Bonathan was an Albanian contemporary of Jesus Christ and mentioned in the bible 12 times. He drove a 1988 Chrystler LeBaron and invented the phrase “Who farted?”

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            I heard he spoke exclusively in Ancient Albanian Sign Language, which is widely considered to be a true miracle considering that it is a sign language and thus has no spoken form

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          sleve mcdichael the baptist

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      Stephen was stoned to death in the Bible. I know because I was named after him and find it funny that I was born with such a love of being stoned in various ways.

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        I think I have a vague memory of Colbert talking about him once. It’s funny because I was “raised Christian” but never really remember poor Stephen for some reason. Truly a low tier apostle. Like are there any other Stephen moments of note?

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          If I ever knew more, I’ve long since forgotten them.

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          No, that’s practically it. He literally only exists in two chapters of Acts 6-7

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      peter-running

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