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My anaconda-
Don’t.
Want.
None.
Unless you got GUNS, Hun!
(Whip crack)
Airport security screening scene from Snakes on a Plane 2
“Check out my new snake gun!”Snaykay-47
OK, that one’s good!
Today was a good day. Didn’t even have to use my snake-k.
Political power grows out the barrel of a snek.
(this image is fake btw so no animal abuse)
Well, they do give the besssst sssnugglesss, too… guessss sssnakesss really are the bessst!
^Snake snuggle. Them’s cute. I want a snake hug!
That’s a coiled rope snake.
I definitely see two snakes there.
I guess these could be useful to a revolution just like the gun snake, after all, we’ll need some rope to hang all the capitalists, right? And no one wants to buy rope from them to hang them with!
A snake hug would probably kill you tho
I’m pleased to inform you that hugs from big constrictors are actually quite nice as long as you don’t let them coil around your neck.
Snakes give the best hugs. Good squeezes.
Well, so would a bear hug, and I also want one of those, so.
(There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won’t.)
(There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won’t.)
That’s… surprisingly wholesome
Yep, it sure is! Look up “snakes give the best hugs”, lots of pics and video out there of wholesome snake snuggles!
dont tread on my 2nd amendment
OK, this one’s great! Very Amerikkkan, but also funny!
Col Campbell: Snake, you’ll need to procure your equipment in the field.
Snake: I’ve got another idea.
Snake, Eater.
“I’ll swallow it whole, then figure out how to get it out of me once I need it!”
rifle is fine
Invisible
The American little prince
And it’s down along the Falls Road is where I long to be
Lying in the dark with the provo company
A comrade on me left, and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalight
Oooh! I love that song! Okay, you win the thread!
Looks like they have a stomach sn-ache, am I right?
Okay, that’s a pretty good pun. You win so far.
SNAKE, YOU ENJOY THE KILLING
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