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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 hours ago

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 hours ago
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  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    32 minutes ago

    Invisible

  • SweatySteven [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    SNAKE, YOU ENJOY THE KILLING

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    rifle is fine

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Snaykay-47 kelly

  • SupFBI [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Today was a good day. Didn’t even have to use my snake-k.

  • ikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    Col Campbell: Snake, you’ll need to procure your equipment in the field.

    Snake: I’ve got another idea.

  • hedd616 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    dont tread on my 2nd amendment

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Political power grows out the barrel of a snek.

    (this image is fake btw so no animal abuse)

    • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netOP
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      Well, they do give the besssst sssnugglesss, too… guessss sssnakesss really are the bessst!

      ^Snake snuggle. Them’s cute. I want a snake hug!

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        That’s a coiled rope snake.

        • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netOP
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          I definitely see two snakes there.

          I guess these could be useful to a revolution just like the gun snake, after all, we’ll need some rope to hang all the capitalists, right? And no one wants to buy rope from them to hang them with!

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        A snake hug would probably kill you tho ohnoes

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          I’m pleased to inform you that hugs from big constrictors are actually quite nice as long as you don’t let them coil around your neck.

        • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netOP
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          Well, so would a bear hug, and I also want one of those, so.

          (There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won’t.)

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            (There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won’t.)

            That’s… surprisingly wholesome

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    And it’s down along the Falls Road is where I long to be

    Lying in the dark with the provo company

    A comrade on me left, and another one on me right

    And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalight

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    Looks like they have a stomach sn-ache, am I right?

    • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netOP
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      Okay, that’s a pretty good pun. You win so far.

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    The American little prince

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