Pentagon Pete Melts Down at Generals in Deranged Trumpy Rant
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The Secretary of War announced an overhaul of the military.

Archive article: https://archive.is/EfZkV “We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans,” he said. “No more beards, long hair, superficial individual expression,” he added. “We’re going to cut our hair, shave our beards, and adhere to standards.”

  • Optional@lemmy.world
    22·
    6 hours ago

    Trump took the stage after him, noting that: “I’ve never walked into a room so silent before.”

    The president, who famously avoided the military draft multiple time, then gave a far more subdued address, talking about everything from Joe Biden’s autopen, his love of the word “tariffs”, and the threat of nuclear weapons.

    “I call it the N word. There are two N words and you can’t use either of them,” Trump said to an awkwardly silent audience.

    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
      12·
      5 hours ago

      “I call it the N word. There are two N words and you can use either of them” Trump said to an awkwardly silent audience

      This timeline has truly jumped the shark. Like on the one hand we are so fucked, but on the other hand reality has become something straight off the cutting room floor of a mockumentary series

      • Optional@lemmy.world
        4·
        3 hours ago

        That’ll happen when your “Predisent” is a demented rapist fraud with face paint and unfortunate tendencies toward sociopathy.