The United Nations believes it has solved the mystery of why an escalator abruptly stopped shortly after Donald Trump stepped onto it on Tuesday - his videographer may have accidentally triggered a safety mechanism.
U.N. spokesperson Stephane Dujarric said a readout of the escalator’s central processing unit indicated it “had stopped after a built-in safety mechanism on the comb step was triggered at the top of the escalator.”
He said Trump’s videographer had been traveling backwards up the escalator to capture his arrival with First Lady Melania Trump.
I would have spent exactly zero seconds investigating this. Who gives a fuck.
Because they immediately blamed conspirators from “the left” and the UN (that huge group of our enemies).
I hear they found a screwdriver near the elevator with radical far left writing on it.
I heard the screw driver said “Mastercraft”. Is this some kind of slang used by the Radical Left?
I heard they found a left-handed screwdriver! You can’t deny that hard evidence!
Maybe next we can get to the bottom of other radical left conspiracies, such as:
“Why did the UN’s wifi drop Trump’s phone connection right as he was placing his McDonalds order??”
and
“What caused the UN bathroom lights to turn off after 26 minutes of Trump sitting on the can, when the motion sensor was clearly set to 30 minutes??”
Man, that scared shitless look on his face was great. You could just tell he was thinking “this is it”.
It was Obama.
Thanks, Obama
And the Jews, but not the Israel Jews, the other ones. Dear God, where was George Soros yesterday?!
Was the elevator antifa?
I prefer to believe the escalator simply refused to move for him
It was the INSURRECTION, I tell you!!111
I’m sure it wasn’t his 6’3" 240lb frame.
If I stand next to Trump and I’m taller than him. He’s shorter than 6’1. Max he’s 5’10.
He may have tiny hands but he IS tall. I wouldn’t doubt he’s 6’3". Have you actually said next to him?
Prince William is 6’3".
Jimmy kimmel did this
Typical. Made a mountain out of a mole hill, forever the victim and now will refuse to admit he was wrong.
Well, he does hunch over a lot. But I doubt 5’10". I’m 5’10".
Anyone put this to Curb theme song yet? :)
It was the Epstein Files that did it
Did he fall? Or did he just stand there a few minutes?
Who is his videographer?
Vladimir Lenin.
