Context: The warlmart I work at has begin putting out the christmas stuff a couple days ago.

The war on Christmas will not end until it has been forced to retreat back to december, and stays there!

  • KhanCipher [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    11 days ago

    No it is never fine, Christmas must be forcibly returned to its original borders of December, and Santa must promise that he will never commit any acts of unprovoked aggression on the territories of November, October, and September.

    Though the only good Christmas song is Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al.