Context: The warlmart I work at has begin putting out the christmas stuff a couple days ago.

The war on Christmas will not end until it has been forced to retreat back to december, and stays there!

    • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      11 days ago

      Monarchism hasn’t done Halloween any favors. Skellington had a solid chance to destroy Christmas and transform the entire dark half of the year into a protracted communion with Death, but he was seduced by the call of jingle bells and made concessions to Sandy Claws that we are still paying for to this day

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      Neckening was a false flag to get the stores turned over to Christmas early because of low consumer demand during the year. Extending the Christmas shopping season is retail’s last stand