Year of our lord September 10 2025

[JD]: bursts into Oval Office “SIR CHARLIE KIRK GOT PLINKED AT A RALLY IN UTAH ’N HE LEAKIN BAD”

[trump]: So we’re not going to knock anymore?

[JD] Sir?

[trump]: jd the Oval Office has a door for a reason. Whats this about Charlie?

[JD] Charlie Kirk was shot at a rally in Utah.

[trump] oh that’s a shame. Charlie’s a good kid. Do we know who the shooter is?

[JD] Hillary Clinton?

[trump] laughs

[Miller] burst into Oval Office. “Mr President Charlie Kirk was just shot dead In Utah”

[trump] jfc should I just have the door removed? Would that make it easier for you people?

[Miller] ???

[Miller] “Mr President Charlie Kirk was just sho……

[trump] yes I know Charlie was shot at a rally in Utah Stephen. That’s why I have you Stephen. I need someone to come in here and tell me things I already know.

[JD] chuckles under his breath

[trump] So Charlie is dead huh. Oh that’s awful. That’s just terrible. Do we know who shot him?

[Miler] HORST WESSEL!!!

[JD] Horst Wessel???

[trump] His name is Horst Wessel?

[Miller] no we don’t know who the shooter is it doesn’t matter but check this out… hands jd his iPhone 16 with wiki for Horst open.

[JD] reads for a minute “Interesting”

[trump] who is Horst Wessel? Guys I’m not a mind reader talk to me.

[JD] Sir he was a nazi pedo. Commies murdered him. Charlie Kirk will be our ‘Horst Wessel’. We can make a fortune off this and it will help us push thru the midterms.

[trump] I like it already. Stephen can you make this happen?

[Miller] I’m already on it Sir.