The only electoralism that does any good, according to my favourite Maoist.

Comrade Cuddles says, voting for which bear is the fattest is somehow less stupid than real electoralism, and he just likes seeing other bears just as hug shaped as he is. (We both like bear hugs. Every other teddy bear of mine says he gives out too many hugs!) I’m rather partial to the cubs in Fat Bear Junior, myself.