…until I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
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Your days were numbered to begin with
“I’m going to start calling you calendar. Because your days are numbered.”
So it was you who fucked with February!
Now you’re leaping to conclusions.
When I met my wife, her parents literally worked at a calendar factory.
This year, that factory closed down (not for missing days AFAIK, though).
I sent her this but I felt bad about it.
I think the candy factory has better work conditions: I took a couple of dates too but they only pruned my time while eating
Those are dried fruits, not candy.
There are many raisins why candy companies use dried fruit
It’s a big disconnect that you start talking about candy, but then only make fruit puns.
meow meow :3