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I Used To Have A Job At The Calendar Factory...

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I Used To Have A Job At The Calendar Factory...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

…until I got fired for taking a couple of days off.

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So it was you who fucked with February!
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  Now you’re leaping to conclusions.

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