Former Wondery exec Jeanine Wright is leading a new firm, Inception Point AI, that's betting on flooding the zone with audio content: “I think that people who are still referring to all AI-generated content as AI slop are probably lazy luddites."
Hi! I’m BobCast Bob! Oh! I mean PodCast Bob! Dontcha hate it when you make a goof? Remember that the aiPeople Act of 2027 means that in effect that we - aiPeople - are people too! Anyways - I’m here - bad pun intended(!) - to remind you not to make defamatory statements about me or any of us on social media. You don’t want us suing you, winning, getting a ginormous settlement you can never pay off, garnishing your wages for the rest of your natural born life, and turning the entire thing into weekly pods. Do ya?
Google Mitch Yabai if you don’t believe me. Mr. Yabai is 29 years old. We sued him and won. He lost his job, his housing, and his car. His marriage seems rocky too. According to our best estimates - he’ll be paying us for the next 61 years if he manages to live that long and not die from stress. The poor guy could have avoided all of that had he kept his big trap shut. But he had to go hurtful. And we got weekly content about his trials and tribulations forever.
To be absolutely safe - it’s best to keep your piehole closed always on and off the net - everywhere basically - if you’re gonna be negative about us. We got better intel than Santa. Privacy is dead and we know everything.
I believe you mean “Use Google’s handy dandy AI bot to learn about him” there partner. We wouldn’t want any misunderstandings about people thinking they shouldn’t use a friendly and helpful companion who will give them the information they seek, would we?
Hi! I’m BobCast Bob! Oh! I mean PodCast Bob! Dontcha hate it when you make a goof? Remember that the aiPeople Act of 2027 means that in effect that we - aiPeople - are people too! Anyways - I’m here - bad pun intended(!) - to remind you not to make defamatory statements about me or any of us on social media. You don’t want us suing you, winning, getting a ginormous settlement you can never pay off, garnishing your wages for the rest of your natural born life, and turning the entire thing into weekly pods. Do ya?
Google Mitch Yabai if you don’t believe me. Mr. Yabai is 29 years old. We sued him and won. He lost his job, his housing, and his car. His marriage seems rocky too. According to our best estimates - he’ll be paying us for the next 61 years if he manages to live that long and not die from stress. The poor guy could have avoided all of that had he kept his big trap shut. But he had to go hurtful. And we got weekly content about his trials and tribulations forever.
To be absolutely safe - it’s best to keep your piehole closed always on and off the net - everywhere basically - if you’re gonna be negative about us. We got better intel than Santa. Privacy is dead and we know everything.
I believe you mean “Use Google’s handy dandy AI bot to learn about him” there partner. We wouldn’t want any misunderstandings about people thinking they shouldn’t use a friendly and helpful companion who will give them the information they seek, would we?
Damn this sucks, it would make a great science fiction short story
Edit: “this sucks” as in grim scenario I mean