• boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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        1 day ago

        However, I have two thoughts regarding your personal expenditures that can save you real money. I’m suggesting that you call on the services of two subsidiaries of Berkshire: GEICO and Borsheim’s.

        I estimate that about 40% of all auto drivers in the country can save money by insuring with GEICO. The figure is not 100% because insurers differ in their underwriting judgments, with some favoring drivers who live in certain geographical areas and work in certain occupations more than GEICO does.

        This is the least bullshit I’ve ever seen in an advertisement. Acknowledges that it’s not cheaper for everyone, tells you to compare it to whatever you’re currently using.

        Almost makes you want to hype a billionaire. Almost.

    • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 day ago

      Honestly a static page that’s literally just text, a few hyperlinks, and a few lines to prettify is like, peak design. No bullshit. A 9 year old could design the site and that’s a complement.

      You can run this site on a mobile phone from 2002 and it would run perfectly.

      I can use my TUI based browser to use the site and have the same experience as every other user.

      They’ve achieved a lightweight, ultra-compatible, informative site with just enough eye candy (those lines) to make the site feel at least as engaging as a newspaper.

      This is brilliant, 10/10 would hire that web dev.

      Edit: Single line -> lines, idk what happened my eyes shit the bed or something