Like a stale McD french fry under the car seat, he will survive for a hundred years. After which he will begin to transform into the great McWorm and reign for another three thousand.

The groyper descendants of Elon - masters of cloning, gooning, and misogyny - will be tasked to repeatedly clone Epstein as an eternal servant of the McWorm. Simply because he misses his old friend. The Epstein clones inevitably try to end their old friends misery but always fail and die in the process. Until one day, both Worm and Man fall in love with the same 14 yo girl.