JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.
In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.
He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.
He’s here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubble gum.
Imagine all the conspiracy theories from the maga crowd if Trump were to die.
Q is kill
no
“terrible tragedy” …yeah
Yeah, that’s a weird way to spell “New National Holiday”.
he’s finally gonna kill him
Translation: JD has selected a window
EDIT: Plot twist: the window is the roof
Air Force one stairs
moar liek air farce one amirite.
“god forbid” more like “hope he hurries up”. And also “why not make it a combo meal”
He’s going to pope trump
This would be a good thing. He doesn’t have the cult of personality that Trump has. This would hopefully allow some sanity to come back into US politics.
Couchfucker is gonna use the 5-point palm exploding heart technique on Chump.
Well it worked on the pope
“If God forbid” *fingers crossed* “a terrible tragedy happens” …
“If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Trump were struck by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic,” exclaims Vance, “that’s right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss.”
Maybe a terrible tragedy should happen to the couch fucking popekiller.
* fingers crossed *
He’s going to kill Trump just like how he killed the pope
Maybe Vance isnt all bad
No one ever asks if he took care of the couches needs first.
You take that back
Will the loser take more vacations and flood the Ohio River Valley?
No one will listen to that weird creep if trump dies. Things would be way more chaotic under vance.
Are we better off with Trump as the useful idiot? I am not sure if Vance could do even more damage.
Trump is the cult of personality, though, Vance is a cold fish. Less people like him than liked Pence and it’s all a popularity game on that side now.
The only tragedies would be that Trump would have escaped prison and Vance would be President.
i want the cunts to die, but I want to see Drumpf in prison more. So… Hmm. What do?
