• protist@mander.xyz
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    1 day ago

    This is TIPP skills 101. Instead of biting into a lemon, try the more socially acceptable atomic fireball or a warhead.

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          Ppl will bewilderedly wonder “Where did they get that lemon from?? They don’t have a briefcase, or a backpack, and it would have been very noticeable in a pocket …”

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      I bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I’m imagining something like…

      Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I’m freaking out! I can’t stand it!

      Me: It’s okay. Here, have this; it’s impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy.

      Someone: Okay, if you say so… Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick!

      Me: You’re welcome.