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minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoI bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I’m imagining something like… Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I’m freaking out! I can’t stand it! Me: It’s okay. Here, have this; it’s impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy. Someone: Okay, if you say so… Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick! Me: You’re welcome.
I bought some super sour lemon candies for the express purpose of having them for this scenario. I’m imagining something like…
Someone: Oh God! Oh no! I’m freaking out! I can’t stand it!
Me: It’s okay. Here, have this; it’s impossible to have a panic attack while eating a sour candy.
Someone: Okay, if you say so… Hey, what the fuck?! This is unreasonably fucking sour! You dick!
Me: You’re welcome.