I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
Update: I found it behind the freezer in my basement, must have fallen behind there while I was changing for work. Unfortunately I already applied for replacements of all the cards inside, but there was $45 cash inside so that’s neat
Have you checked your butthole?
Ski-dap Bad-ap Butthole
According to QI, if you look around and constantly say “wallet” out loud, your chances of not overlooking it increase. Can also help with recalling where you last remember seeing/interacting with it.
My son once took all the cards our of my wallet and put them in the printer/scanner that we never use. I only found out 2 years later when I finally went to print something and there was a jam, opened the scanner lid to get inside and boom.
Could be there.
bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude
Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?
Mine once fell out of my pants while I was sitting at my office chair. It ended up perched on the bar that connects the seat back the seat bottom. There is a 3 inch gap between the back and the bottom otherwise. It took me a week to find it, and right before i was about to cancel everything. I only found it because i bumped the chair and it jiggled free.
Have you tried calling it
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Should’ve had grapes
Hey, JFP, the internet wants to know if you found your wallet? And if yes, where was it?
I have not, and I’m actually considering the possibility that I’ll have to replace it
Oh no!!! I hope it turns up tonight, from under the couch or something.
Oh, hey, easy way to check under/behind furniture, if you’re un-agile like me: turn recording on on your phone, then bend over and pan your phone past the area you want to check, then watch the video.
Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.
Somewhere special that you’ve never put it before, so you wouldn’t forget where it was
Mine was down the side of my nightstand for two days, check there?
Well this isn’t helpful, he can’t check your nightstand if you don’t post your address.
Oh, right
501 S Hudson Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90020
Thank you. I think it’s safe to post that online, even if you are Paranoid.
Have you checked the last place you look yet?
I like to keep searching for something after I found it so that this statement isn’t true. My wallet was actually at the third to last place I looked.
Try the couch cushions
JD Vance: “It’s not there. I was poking around and didn’t find it.”
Whelp, time to burn that couch.