• panda_abyss@lemmy.caEnglish
    331·
    1 month ago

    the male will dig a hole and sit in it, shouting loudly at any female passing by.

    We’re not so different.

    And who hasn’t tried to have sex with a rock?

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
      8·
      1 month ago

      I haven’t tried to fuck a rock, but I’ve definitely dug thousands of pits. You’d think I’d pull like a freight train by kakapo logic, but sadly, women don’t find men who are never home overly attractive, despite how well they dig.