Militant Atheist-Catholics. Cathiests. Aetholics. They reject all supernaturalism except transubstantiation. That eucharist is 100% the literal flesh of Christ and the pope is the sole earthly vicar of a god they do not believe in. They’re trained to hunt Evangelicals in the dark by listening for the sound of their “speaking in tongues” babbling.
I was thinking man Matt would have made a great Pope of this religion before the stroke but reading your comment I think it’s only made him a stronger candidate.
The Reddit atheists were right and we need another skeptic movement with better guardrails.
people got mad at the annoying thing instead of the thing that has actual real-world political power
Nah, we need a modern left wing American Orthodox Catholicism to wage a fucking crusade on these blasphemers.
I support both of these options and seek dialectical synthesis
Militant Atheist-Catholics. Cathiests. Aetholics. They reject all supernaturalism except transubstantiation. That eucharist is 100% the literal flesh of Christ and the pope is the sole earthly vicar of a god they do not believe in. They’re trained to hunt Evangelicals in the dark by listening for the sound of their “speaking in tongues” babbling.
I was thinking man Matt would have made a great Pope of this religion before the stroke but reading your comment I think it’s only made him a stronger candidate.
Atheist Catholics are just warhammer 40k fans