I need a tattoo that says “THIS TATTOO COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL”.
Do it.
But the tiny needles have a purpose and visible effect. Meanwhile the meetings yield no results.
Then request the meeting has a PM. Purely performative work.
I think you meant And not But.
If getting a tattoo feels like sitting through a corporate meeting, maybe I don’t want a tattoo after all.
Wait till you have a kid that’s into Minecraft. Meetings are an escape.
Chicken jockey…
I’m a school bus driver and one of my kids spent all of last year yelling that in the back of the bus. My job would be so much better if we were just permitted to use duct tape.
My kid just found out that they put the song “Steve’s lava chicken” in a jukebox and it’s making me consider heroine as an escape lol.
(Not really, it’s just a hyperbole joke, I don’t need concerned messages)
Reddit cares about you yada yada generic corporate message
Come to academia. At least 25% of my coworkers have visible tattoos (generally ankle or forearm).
I’m strongly considering a wrist tattoo, on the side facing me but not the underside.
This is how classes in college feel too. Slight exaggeration, but it feels like in every I’m either excruciatingly bored or incredibly infuriated
The indelible markings they want are the soulless eyes and empty obeisance, though — not awareness of self. 🤮
No, corporate meetings are FAR worse. I’d much rather endure a couple of hours of physical pain rather than the mental torture for 30 mins.
See also: Electrolysis
