“let me tell you sumthin bout diabeetus.”

Today on house hunters international…

Would it help to have mental illness? Cause if so, I’ll dust off some of these old Rammstein CDs and meet you guys over there after I get more proficient.

leans on podium “hey buddy, what are you doing after this?”

Waltz: “going to pick up my wife and go for a nice drive, you?”

RFK: “So I’m hearin ‘nothin’. How bout we find some dead animals and relocate them to other places, with oft-stolen items? If I can find a cat, I’m gonna put it by the library with a rolled up $20.”

Waltz: “Why does it have to be rolled up?”

RFK: “that’s… look man, that’s just how it already is right now, alright? That’s how the bank lady gave it to me, or whatever. Anyways, if we find a squirrel, I’m putting it at an elementary school with a gun, some drugs and a flamingo lawn ornament.”

Waltz: “and this is a hobby of yours?”

RFK: incoherent screaming

“how many roadkill raccoons have YOU fit into a roadkill deer? Huh, Mr Waltz?!?”

“thanks salamon! I’m gonna name her 10W-30!”

“earl, I’m sick of this guy talking, throw the switches so he spends the last 10 mins speedbagging his nut sack”

Say that again, but think of a a fat old white dude jerking off to what he’s created, and you’ll figure out several ways it could hurt someone.

And gerrymandering.

And Ted Nugent’s backlog.

These people don’t follow the Bible. The Bible is so ass backwards that it contradicts itself. There’s only one mention in the Bible about abortion, and it’s a “how to”. The Bible mentions gays one time but mentions shellfish like 46 times. It’s disjointed af.

Yet they’ll watch porn with BBC in it but that’s “not gay”.

I’m just trying to make rent, bro. My sexuality is secondary to that. “Yeah but that’s the part we’re concerned about!” … But why?

“I’m not like them!” Yeah ya are, you’re weird af. Weirder even. I may be into some weird stuff, but I don’t try to dictate what a child does with their parts. That’s REALLY fuckin weird.

Only deal locally. I got a Mario kart 64 original cartridge, in box with the manual and the plastic around the cartridge for $75. If I went to eBay or a specialized dealer, that would’ve cost $200+.

At best tik Tok is brain rot. It’s digital heroine.

The worst thing we’ve done as a species is connected all of the stupidest people to each other.

The state he’s in is decay.

Meat vapor would make for a great username, possibly even band name.

Far cry… 3? I think? Has a short sex scene.