I’m discounting things like limited runs, one offs or dumb shit like just gluing a lot of diamonds to one here and that arrives you at this, curiously all at about ~15.000€ give or take
- Pinarello Dogma F Disc Super Record
- Specialized S-Works Epic 8
- Coffee Bike
To be fair I can’t find a price for the coffee bike without the espresso maker and assorted equipment but you can just buy one of those
like with these bikes or to attain them? Because I guarantee you unless you’re in the Tour de France and doing EPO or whatever the dirtmunchers equivalent to that is you’re gonna realize all your goals on a 1500 eurodollar bike just fine
no i want the stupid expensive thing but for “free”
buy bike + insurance
“lose” bike off a cliff into a lake
suspiciously similar looking bike in the bed of my friend’s truck.
but then you’d still be out of ~15.000 eurodollars for two of these dumb things
dunno if it’s different where you live, but the last time i had to claim an insured loss they just gave me money and my circumstances were such that a replacement didn’t make sense.