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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago
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    Diego Musk

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      why the fuck?

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        WTH*

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      To please some advertising tuned algorithm. It’s pathetic.

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      Sax addict

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        Sax addict

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        Six addict

        Still makes sense in Australia

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          Also probably into sexy primes.

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    If this is George, I think I once had a chance to see him in person. It’s weird that an animal is a famous celebrity for its actions, and still kept preserved in a zoo.

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      Did he impregnate you?

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    Advertisers don’t even like the word “sex” now? But it sells!

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      sax

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    SAY HIS NAME

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      Or let Beyoncé do it

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    If sex addiction is an inheritable trait in tortoises he set his kind up for success

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    That’s not how genetics works.

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      Are you a tortoise fertility specialist?

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        No, but tortoise have the same genetic principles. One individual just doesn’t have the genetic diversity to save the whole species from dying out, no matter how much he spreads his genes. It depends on species, but numbers range above 100 individuals at minimum.

        If they don’t die out thanks to him, they die out the next few generations.

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          It’s not ideal but it is definitely possible.

          This is a just a meme but it doesn’t take any effort to verify it.

          Link

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          Diego’s ‘work’ to save his species started back in the 1960s, when there were only 14 wild tortoises - 2 male and 12 female - left on Espanola, the southernmost island in the Galapagos Archipelago and the only native habitat for the species.

          Now, with roughly 2,000 captive-bred tortoises released into the wild, the species has rebounded, and it looks like Diego and his mates were largely responsible. Based on recent genetic studies, Diego has fathered roughly 40 percent of all those released.

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          These guys live so long that in one of their generations, we’ll be able to clone more from the remains of dead specimens.

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            Life, uhhhhh… finds a way

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