Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

Over my dead fucking body.

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

An average-sized cylinder

Sad, I kinda thought that being a ska person was antithetical to being racist, but assholes are everywhere I guess.

Oh dang, I haven’t kept up. I just thought, “Not great at carrying golf equipment.”

Do Doubt

Rublime

Skreetlight Manifesto

Mighty Mighty Bosstoner

Mephistapheles

Ramcid

Same Ferris

Golffinger

Bad Caddies

Operation Ivf

“It’s very windy today!”

I would. As much as I’ve tried, I can’t lose the Texan accent, I hate it because that’s totally not how I sound in my head.

Breadfast

Most people don’t know this, but speed bumps are actually hollow. They use a balloon to make the shape, then pour a thin layer of asphalt over it for aesthetic reasons. This saves money on asphalt, which is popular with city councils, so the asphalt is typically saved for more speed bumps rather than filling potholes.

Friends watching them from the back window

Kid named Forrest:

Bulbasaur! Vine Whip their nuts off!

Naranja

I’m game

To be fair to Motörhead, they were drinking some beer that had umalats in the name, and just thought they looked cool, so they threw them in. The band had no idea that umalats denoted a difference in pronunciation.

…a faction of the internet believing Vance actually had sectional relations…

Look ma, I’m part of a faction!

SPLITTERS!

Especially since it doesn’t have to be a devil per se, just any entity that’s more powerful than you and willing to share.

That is to say: GOO-locks strip for C’thulu