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spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day ago

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spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    I haven’t checked but that angle may not actually be 90°

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    Pro tip: that’s why people write “please do not erase”

    Another pro tip: do not erase if you read that on a white board

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      https://xkcd.com/295/

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    When I started at my current job, I had basically no familiarity with AWS. Someone tried to explain how AWS networking worked to me and did so by drawing this on the whiteboard at the office.

    Nonsensical whiteboard graphic

    • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world
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      I just see a piece of toast. now I want toast! bring toast, computer man!

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      Pretty accurate

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      Hey thanks for this. Imma put AWS expert in my cv now.

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        Right, it does make the concepts very straightforward.

  • megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Clearly they were working very hard on redesigning the logo

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    If it’s in a meeting room or public space, that whiteboard is fair game when you leave it, unless you write DO NOT ERASE in big letters. Them’s the rules

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    are we sure this is the right angle?

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    and they probably used a permanent marker for it.

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    My eyes are in pain

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      My eyes are fine, but my brain hurts badly.

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        Probably works in non-euklidian geometry

        • three_trains_in_a_trenchcoat@piefed.social
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          this is You Kiddin geometry

  • Kirsche@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    samich :]

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    20 GOTO $LUNCH
    
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    I guarante you that we use the same scrutiny to calculate return on your ads.

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    I think they’re actually right about this one.

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      Idk, I think it depends on their angle

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    Story time. One time I was working for a local monthly paper that was all-volunteer and I interviewed someone at one of our local colleges. The interview went fine but on my way out, I noticed through a window of an empty classroom a white board with nothing on it except the words:

    MOTHER FATHER CHINESE DENTIST

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    Trivia: According to the Mr. Show season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Tompkins had overheard someone talking on a cell phone in a bar utter the phrase “mother father chinese dentist!” When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was “What?”

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      holy chew that was excellent, thanks for introducing that into my life!

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    wrong angle

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    Maybe there’s i axis shenanigans going on from a different perspective

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