transcription: women be like “where can i find a goth gf?” my sister in christ we killed the american shopping mall and the goth girls lost their natural habitat

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    3 hours ago

    Gotta get a job at a coffee shop but not some corpo chain one of those fucks like black mud, or morning muck or some shit.

  • Wren@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    When I was growing up, the goths I remember wouldn’t be caught dead in a shopping mall.

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    Goth girls were hunted to extinction by the rolling giants and the mall ecology collapsed as a result. The niche is now occupied by urbex enthusiasts and Julien Reverchon.

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    9 hours ago

    I know a lot of the reason people say malls are failing is the internet but I also feel like its due to rising inflation. The malls that still exist near me are so fucking expensive. Most of the stores you can’t even get a T-shirt for less than $20.

    Not to mention the privacy concerns. The local mall near me has banned face coverings and hooded jackets. I have no doubt’s that somewhere along the line footage is being sold to data brokers

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    13 hours ago

    Don’t ask how I know but the one on the left is pretty insistent he’s a boy who just likes cute goth girl clothes.

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    12 hours ago

    Hot Topic and Spencer’s are both still running. Also, there’s Dolls Kill in LAX.

    Also, get a seasonal job as a scare actor. I helped run a haunt, and goth girls were honestly our backbone.

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      11 hours ago

      Hot Topic is losing its edge (seriously there was like one rack of fishnets and the rest was branded stuff including Bluey branded stuff) and Spencer’s has been reducing locations.

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        The longer Hot Topic sticks around the more likely they’re gonna end up like the merch side of an EB Games (any Aussies will know what I mean)

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        They’re definitely waning, I agree. They’re still around, though. I still go there every once in a while for cheap, body safe jewelry and band t-shirts.

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          I appreciate that they at least save the really “safe” stuff for their other brand Box Lunch, but they need to let Hot Topic be edgier

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    15 hours ago

    Wait, malls died in USA? Wtf happened? I thought these were supposed to be temples of consumerism!

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      12 hours ago

      What happened was same day delivery.

      On kind of a weird note, a kind of bright side… a number of former malls are basically being converted into… sort of really slapdash, improvised arcologies.

      Most of the stores get resectioned and converted to basically apartments or condos, and sometimes a few are kept open as actual stores.

      So… you can now, theoretically, be a goth girl who actually literally lives in a mall, possibly even directly inside a former Hot Topic or Spencers.

      Here’s Forbes laying out the case for this potentially making financial sense:

      https://www.forbes.com/sites/chriswestfall/2024/12/09/from-retail-to-rentals-how-empty-malls-became-housing-solutions/

      Ironically… the original intention of the guy that came up with the concept of a shopping mall… was that they would actually be much more like this, intentionally planned, walkable, largely self-sustaining, utopian communities, dreams of the 1950s/60s.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Gruen

      The mall was commercially successful, but the original design was never fully realized, as the intended apartment buildings, schools, medical facilities, park and lake were not built.

      Yeah.

      Malls were actually always supposed to be this way.

      But we decided to build suburbs and highways instead, fundamentally missing the entire point, because Oil and Gas profits must go BRRrRr

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      They’ve been dying for a while. COVID was a bit of a deathblow, but the rot was setting in way before that. A combination of online marketplaces becoming the norm, and the progression away from people ever leaving their houses really ate away at American malls over the past two decades.

      I don’t live in America, but I spent a decent amount of time on r/deadmalls back in the day and found the factors behind these monoliths crumpling fascinating.

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        2 hours ago

        …big boxes killed malls in the 2000s, the retail apocalypse killed big boxes in the teens, and covid put the nails in big retail’s coffin…

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        11 hours ago

        Honestly my interpretation is that many of the malls that were either built in places they shouldn’t have been or built too large are finally dying off but I’ve still been some absolutely popping malls as recently as last week

        Basically any mall that continues to rely entirely on a big box store or 4 to sustain themselves is crumbling but those which have refocused on smaller stores are in much better shape

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        14 hours ago

        Yes, but at least in my area, which is a mid-sized city, shopping malls are still alive and well.

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      Most of them. Now the only ones around are the high-end ones in sizeable cities

      I mean there’s still a lot of old malls around but they’re really pretty sad and most of the stores inside are dead or shuttered.