Gimme some wet wet, that clear, that hy-dro!
Château de Faucet
AQUA COLA
I resent its absence
Diet diet cola
Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks
Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday
Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars
Wawa
This is the last word a wanderer in the desert said as he faceplanted into the sand and the buzzards descended.
That’s some high quality H20!
Yeah this is it, nobody calls anything else by it’s chemical name
Counter: it’s the shortest chemical name for any liquid you’re likely to run into. Ethanol is CH₃CH₂OH
Tall glass of Hg thanks!
Just a lil’ shot of supercooled H for me
You guys aren’t just carrying Ga in your pocket to play around with???
A piping hot shot of Cu
Sometimes ethanol gets abbreviated to EtOH (Ethyl and hydroxyl group). Which is longer to say but more satisfying than Ethanol.
sounds good, I’ll have some H2O too
takes sip
you lied to me
Hydrohomies love their sippy
Perfection needs no nickname.
Lemme get some sip – wait no thats for blood
Another round of dihydrogen monoxide for me and my pals.
Actually here you sometimes call it “Goose wine” or “Municipal beer” if you’re asked for your drink order.
Goose wine
Geese have good taste.
“Municipal beer” reminded me that in the UK we sometimes call it “council pop”.
Oh that’s a good one
In the UK we’ll sometimes call it ‘council pop’
wawa
wooder
That 70% stuff
