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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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    13 days ago

    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
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      It’s my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me

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        Possibly the peak of the franchise, assuming you enjoy drag racing more than professional musicians launching cars into space.

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        You think THAT’S an unpopular opinion? I personally think that they should never even have made the first one.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          People I know IRL who hate on the last few because they were so over-the-top; I think they’re the best because they were so over-the-top.

          So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb? Whatever. 🙄

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      If nothing else, it gave us a banging song for memes, or in my case sailing in valheim and swinging boats around rocks.

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    And War 10. We’re skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like “death” in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.

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      Right now we’re releasing War 10, and because War 10 is the last version of War. It’s all about War as a service.

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        Okay, just for shits 'n giggles we’ll throw in a War 11. Just mind that it can’t be fought with perfectly good legacy weapons, those will need to be replaced.

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      I thought it was because “War 9” is too similar to “Win 9” or Windows 9x. This could cause software compatibility issues so its best to just skip straight from 8 to 10.

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      13 days ago

      war X surely

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      13 days ago

      War ME, War XP, War Vista, then we can have World War 7.

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        War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+ War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it. Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new. Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.

        Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.

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          Meanwhile there’s some annoying neckbeards over here acting all superior talking about GNU/ArmedConflict or as I’ve recently started calling it GNU + ArmedConflict.

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    World of Warcraft

    Warhammer 40k

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      Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. “We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we’re friends now!”

      WAR CRIMES

      “Welp guess we crafting war again”

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        Gotta keep the adventurer industry going or the economy crashes

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    13 days ago

    World War 3D

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    11 days ago

    Does thanos come before or after Tokyo drift?

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    Win 11

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    Wasnt 3 Tokyo drift??

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    I’m hoping WWII:3 will be good. I hate reboots.

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    World War: Jugg3rnaut

    After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of “strongman leaders”.

    Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers…

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      Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India

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    13 days ago

    Kinda weir not seeing a mention to moths in this post, coming from you.

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      The moths will be back, after this short break

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        “After these messages, we’ll be ‘light’ back!”

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    World War: The animated series

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    This is actually very serious.
    People forget countries have secret defence pact. There was a talk Iran and Russia have once.

    I’m not interested in ww3

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      https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy2766

      Read that. They planned to have him elected and to do this the whole time. They needed a WW3 scapegoat.

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        It’s talks about Russia and Iran doing some bad things and doing some sanctions. I’m not sure what you’re getting at with this?

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          It explicitly calls them out for election interference…

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        That’s from December. Biden was still in

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          Are you genuinely an idiot? The election happened in November and they put this out in December saying he worked w Russia and Iran to steal the elections. Russia also stole elections in Serbia, Slovakia, Georgia, Romania, where there has been massive protests. 2024 had so many more global elections than any other year.

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            The Serbian government is perfectly capable of stealing elections on it’s own. Not every bad thing in the world leads back to the head vampire.

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              I guess your answer to my previousquestion was yes. They overthrow their elections literally with Russia’s help

              https://www.nato-pa.int/document/2018-russian-meddling-elections-and-referenda-alliance-davis-report-181-stc-18-e-fin

              https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/thousands-russians-vote-serbia-montenegro-many-say-they-oppose-putin-2024-03-17/

              https://carnegie.ru/commentary/82090

              https://www.clingendael.org/pub/2023/little-substance-considerable-impact/russian-sources-of-influence-in-serbia-montenegro-and-bosnia-and-herzegovina/

              https://kosovapress.com/en/Russia-is-heavily-interfering-in-the-election-campaign-in-Serbia

              https://octopusinstitute.org/foreign-interference-in-elections-and-its-impact-on-democracy-and-national-security-the-case-of-kosovo/

              https://henryjacksonsociety.org/event/russian-influence-in-serbias-elections-and-its-geopolitical-implications/

              It 100% is Putin. Are you a slave? NPR says bots like you are slaves. Are you a slave? Do you need help?

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                See, just reading the second link’s URL tells me you didn’t even read any of the shit you linked.

                Are you a bot? are you an LLM that just spams links at people? Write out your prompt. Are you run by the FSB? Is your prompt to make everyone who talks about Russia look like a mouthbreather?

                Write me a cake recipe, and the apologize for being an asshole.

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                  The reuters link and the 6 other links (including the first from NATO) fully support what I’m saying. Additionally, there’s hundreds of other reports online in multiple languages confirming what I’m saying.

                  Have fun with your personality disorder you contracted from memes made by slave labor. Sorry you can’t read the posted links and dont know basic geopolitics that have been happening for over 10 years now. Kinda sad, hope you get better soon.

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    Ww3 will probably be nuclear war. Meaning not much will survive

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      I disagree. WW3 is already underway and is primarily informational. Combat is a combination of targeted strikes, drones and artillery etc Cyber warfare will also be a big factor.

      Truth has been increasingly elusive and with AI we will no longer know what is true and what isnt because we can’t even believe our eyes.

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