I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubble gum.
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson’s dream.
lithium is no longer available on credit
“Two fighters against a star destroyer?”
“Ass to ass”
Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.
“This isn’t where I parked my car”
Samir Naga… Nagi… Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one’s going to miss him.
Groovy
“I’m stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me.”
Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
The stars! They are not in position!
It was a Tuesday.
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”
“I’m like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar.”
*I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.
I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful
Still hurts.
the hammer is my penis
“Bad horse! Bad horse! He rides across the country - the thoroughbred of crime!”
Nation. Sin.
