The first paragraph
Just months into the tenure of a new party leader, Ken Martin, the Democratic National Committee’s financial situation has grown so bleak that top officials have discussed whether they might need to borrow money this year to keep paying the bills.
The final sentences
[An] early Martin project is a new streaming show on YouTube, “The Daily Blueprint,” which is filmed in a studio with high-end production. The show has drawn a minuscule audience so far, with some episodes scoring fewer than 1,000 views.
“Let’s spend months and months creating a tedious report that no sane person will read unless they are getting paid for it.”
“I have a counterproposal - let’s all follow Dril on Twitter. For example - we could start by analyzing his tweet about the Price is Right…”
ahem…i think they’re forgetting to ask someone their thoughts…ME!
Paul Rivera - discount town crier