Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agoThe ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me?message-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareThe ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me?Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 days agome and my gang of endemic detrivores love our hadopelagic zone lifestyle. every day is Christmas, playing in the nutrient rich marine snow.
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoYou know what that stuff is made from, right?
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoonly the yummiest scraps of poopies and dead bodies. don’t make me come up there and show you how glorious I have become, feasting in the eternal cold and dark.
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoNope nope nope you stay in that ocean, you festering polyp
me and my gang of endemic detrivores love our hadopelagic zone lifestyle.
every day is Christmas, playing in the nutrient rich marine snow.
You know what that stuff is made from, right?
only the yummiest scraps of poopies and dead bodies.
don’t make me come up there and show you how glorious I have become, feasting in the eternal cold and dark.
Nope nope nope you stay in that ocean, you festering polyp