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micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

TRUMP 2028 LET'S FUCKING GOO

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TRUMP 2028 LET'S FUCKING GOO

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micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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https://www.trumpstore.com/product/trump-2028-hat/

Comrades, the end of empire (1776-2028) is near. Trump is the accelerationist candidate

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  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    can’t wait for the liberal tears when this happens and the democrats do nothing to prevent it. we’re talking about record breaking levels of cognitive dissonance here

    • Tiocfaidhcaisarla [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Um, what’s that, tankie? I’ll have you know I’m filing for a permit to march in 2029 RIGHT NOW.

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      Removed by mod

  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Who’s going to stop him, the democrats? Some lawyers with a stick up their asses? The parliamentarian? Don’t make me laugh.

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      Let’s see Donny wriggle his way out of yet another jam.

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    Liberals will invent a new mathematics that makes it not actually a third term

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      He won in 2020 so it’s actually his fourth term power-genius

    • Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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      Nytimes infographic on how 3 terms is actually 1 if we assume we live in 1776

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        (adjusting for inflation)

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    hamas-red-triangle illegal-to-say

    Imagine paying 50$ to put a target on your head.

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    the end of republican amerikkka, the beginning of imperial amerikkka. hope we get the year of four emporers in my lifetime

    • thethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Unfortunately the Year of the Four Emperors occurs ~70 years into the establishment of the imperium, and it doesn’t collapse for another 500 to 1400 years later (depending on who you ask). We’re gonna need a very accelerated timeline here inshallah-script

    • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Smug preppy black man accidentally ends American empire by making bad jokes

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    shit that’s a good grift i should’ve thought of that

    maybe there’s still time to sell trump 2026 merch

  • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

    • Aliveelectricwire [it/its, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      This has been the 2016-2025 meta honestly man. Shits OP.

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    If we go from Trump/Vance to Vance/Trump and Vance resigns (yes this does seem to be their plan), liberals are already talking about running Obama again burgerpain

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      Well, they’re always saying they’d vote for Obama a third time if they could.

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      deleted by creator

      • Simon 𐕣he 🪨 Johnson@lemmy.ml
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        I don’t think Trump is capable of the Medvedev switch tbh.

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    Critical Support for Comrade Trump in his heroic struggle to destroy the genocidal AmeriKKKan empire.

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    It technically shouldn’t happen, but probably fuckin will sanji-pain

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      I just really don’t expect him to be alive and cognizant for a third term he’s just such an old fuck

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        Being senile and old didn’t stop the last one, thanks Democrats

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        Come to think of it, there hasn’t been a US president that died of old age while in office. I guess Harrison comes close dying from pneumonia at 68, but that’s a young whippersnapper compared to our last two crypt keepers.

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        So was kissinger

        agony-acid

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      In b4 Dems call this “bluff” run Obama, Obama wins and enacts fascism ‘popular reforms’ to the roaring applause of the brunch crowd.

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    50 bucks for a fucking cap lol what chumps

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    A Republican FDR

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    Even the kerning is dumb

    • Frivolous_Beatnik [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      TR U M P

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      AI still has problems with text so

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