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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

If trump shaved his head and didn't wear any makeup do you think you would recognize him?

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If trump shaved his head and didn't wear any makeup do you think you would recognize him?

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 23 days ago
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    23 days ago

    Yes. But only because I’ve seen this picture:

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      Motherfucker looks like he sleeps in a space blanket and knows a lot about the Magna Carta.

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        And he knows he swapped those numbers

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      I honestly dont even know even having seen that picture. Like I run into this guy on the street, he’s just some dude.

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        This alternative Trump totally looks like he could be leader of the UK Conservative party.

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          It immediately called to mind Mr. Creedy from the movie version of V for Vendetta.

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      22 days ago

      Woah, he looks like a normal human being, why on earth did he put so much effort to choose to look like he does now?!?

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        trying to hide his sickly white skin, funny thing is your skin becomes super pale if you wear makeup all the time, because it sheilds you from the Sunlight.

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      23 days ago

      He looks like Michael McKean (aka Chuck McGill)

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        22 days ago

        actually PUTIN, if he putin hadnt had all that botox or plastic surgery.

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      22 days ago

      he looks like PUTIN without all the plastic surgery.

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      21 days ago

      Looks kinda like L Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology)

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      deleted by creator

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        they sent in 20,000 magabran box tops to mar-a-lago for it. the back is signed and everything.

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      That neck vulva tho…

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        22 days ago

        NUSSY

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    He can’t shave his head. It’s a hairpiece

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      It’s a hair system

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        Concepts of a hair plan

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      22 days ago

      he had a botched hair plug implant in the 90s.

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    Once he starts talking, those tiny, tiny hands, his horrid voice and that butthole mouth would give him away. Plus the stench.

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      For me, it’s the neck vulva.

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        22 days ago

        his secondary nussy flaps.

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      “butthole mouth” – can’t unsee.

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    Trynna hide in El Salvador?

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      Oh no no no, I’m not trump. I mean Id kill to be trump. So elegant, so handsome, tremendous thighs. Thighs like an olympic athlete. Not like marco rubio, little marco, no thighs, no thighs.

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        everybodys saying it

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    I don’t think I could with anyone except my wife and even that would take a minute.

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      Its odd that your entire facial recognition is based entirely on hair. Men typically don’t wear makeup. So that’s already not a factor. You’re telling me if you saw me for 2 years with long lucious flowing hair down to my shoulders, and then one day I donated to locks for love, snd decided to just be bald…I would come into work, and you’d be like “Who’s the new guy?”

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        The question was if someone removed their makeup also not just shaved their head. For the question and answer to match the people in my response must be people who normally wear makeup.

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    It would be obvious the moment he opens his mouth. That stupid word salad is instantly recognizable.

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      That’s not as problem if Russia grants him asylum. Worked just fine for Bashar Al-Assad.

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    absolutely! from what I gather, he is easily identifiable just from the stench

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    I bet the Nazi vibes would still be prevalent.

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    As soon as he opened his mouth (which he is unable to resist), yes of course

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    Yes. That disdainful, hateful, arrogant-but-clueless glare is the most unique thing about him.

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    No problem. Few other people would have such a stench of filled Depends and orange spray tan.

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    The problem with him is that he won’t shut up. You’d recognize that stream of consc… of something anywhere. Hypothetically, if consent was given you’d have to surgically remove his tongue as well.

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    At first glance I thought he was Rush Limbaugh

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    His resting bitch face needs no hair or make up. Even in the complete dark he could be recognised.

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