this is fine. we will just make everything out of corn and soybeans using industrial processes to synthesize every flavor profile we love.

some might say, “if that were even remotely possible, Archer Daniels Midland would have figured it out already.”

those people are cowards.

get ready for Avacorndo™, Soyanilla™, Soyaffron™, and Tumericorn™, the greatest and most patriotic flavors a human endocrine system has ever processed.