Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoIt's honestly embarrassing to be loosing to these fucking idiotshexbear.netimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1153arrow-down1imageIt's honestly embarrassing to be loosing to these fucking idiotshexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square44fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up90·2 days agoUnemployment? I won’t care because I’ll be raking it in with my vanilla plantation located in the Madagascar-like climate of (checks notes) central Ohio in (checks notes again) 3-5 years when the plants mature.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·2 days agoShhh… don’t dreamshame their cottagecore fantasy
minus-squareBodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 days agoHand pollinating a bunch of flowers sounds a lot nicer than my current job, I’ll give 'em that.
Unemployment? I won’t care because I’ll be raking it in with my vanilla plantation located in the Madagascar-like climate of (checks notes) central Ohio in (checks notes again) 3-5 years when the plants mature.
Shhh… don’t dreamshame their cottagecore fantasy
Hand pollinating a bunch of flowers sounds a lot nicer than my current job, I’ll give 'em that.