I’m in a restaurant, just got off work, trying to eat my “end of work week breakfast”. Meanwhile some old fucks are talking shit about poor people and people on welfare half way across the room, and good fucking lord it’s pissing me off.
Good god I have to deal with co-workers shitting where they eat, why can’t I get some fucking reprieve away from work…
Call over their server and preemptively and loudly give them an extra tip because you can tell their table won’t.