• moonlake [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    There aren’t gonna be presidential elections in 2028, I’m calling it now.

    He will say that the elections are too expensive and that he will save 100 billion dollars of taxpayer money by not having elections. Instead of the elections, he will make a poll on Truth Social where 100% of users will choose him over Gruesome Newsome. NYT will run a headline about how great and cost-effective this is. Libs will post epic clapbacks on twitter.

    However, the USA is a Travis Bickle factory so there is still hope that we will see a very funny headline by that time